Hooters

I think it is well-known that I am a boob man through and through. And if there is one thing that Korea is lacking, it is boobs. So I was quite excited when I got to visit a new restaurant that opened her in Seoul: Hooters!

I'm not the biggest fan of Hooters in America, but here, it is great. Girls flirt with you (in English) and they serve bar food like no other place in Korea. They have taken extreme measures to make sure that the Korean Hooters resembles the American Hooters as much as possible.

Everything in this bar revolves around the boob; and I, for one, appreciate that. There is no concern for service or food quality, but everyone seems very concerned about how much you notice the girls' boobs and how much of an opportunity they get to dance and show off the bounce-ability of their boobs and asses.

I have come to miss girls in the form I once knew them in America - and Hooters provided a welcome opportunity for me to remember how great the objectification of women truly is.

God Bless America

Love from Seoul